The Lord Jesus Christ is merciful to me, the worst of sinners. Thank you, Jesus, for saving my life yesterday, for not letting me get so much as a scratch when I could have easily been paralyzed or dead. Thank you, Sts. Mary the Ever-Virgin Mother of God, Joseph the Worker, Raphael the Archangel, Christopher the Martyr of Lycia, and my guardian angel, on whose constant intercession I rely. There were a thousand ways things could have gone worse yesterday, but the my Savior Jesus Christ completely protected me from harm in spite of all my grievous sins. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.